A wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen

I got up at 6:30 to walk the dog. I was feeling good about being up early, getting the day started right. And then I considered my choices of attire for a pre-dawn walk in 40-degree weather.

• pants: black, dark gray, or navy
• jacket: dark gray or navy
• gloves: black
• hat: brown, black, or dark gray

At least the dog is reflective.