So we've had two straight weeks of 100-degree days here. My air conditioning has been broken for - you guessed it - two weeks. I cannot get the guys who fix it to come out and fix it, because, when you have this kind of heat wave, everyone's A/C breaks.
The last two days, we've had rain, which usually helps break things up. Unfortunately, when the rain lasts for five minutes, all it means is that it's 100 degrees and humid.
But it's all okay, because there's a new Ice Age coming!
I'm sorry; I mean, there's a new Ice Age coming!